Hair Crimes

The Scene of the Crime: 11:30pm, master bathroom,  a pile of curls on the floor, a pair of scissors left open on the counter along with a shredded ponytail holder. A sleeping child found sprawled across her parent's bed. 

The Motive: removal of the pigtail holders, pink, too tight.

The Weapon: Cosmetic scissors used in a repeated hacking motion.

Sentence: Short hair (possibly for life).