Wow They Didn't Have THIS in Kazakhstan!

We stayed at the Shiney River in Ust Kamenogorsk for 6 weeks.  Our second trip we had the largest suite in the joint plus a second room. But did we get anything special like say an uber fabulous Barbie with adopted Asian baby doll?  No we did not.

But when we go to China and stay just a week at the infamous White Swan Hotel we will get just that!

Something about that (correction EVERYTHING about that) just feels wrong.  Especially since I am not a blonde.