Dear 18-Year-Old Jen
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Hello, darling. You are so beloved. I am writing to you from the year you
will turn 50. I know. Impossible. You will never be an old lady half a
century...
3 days ago
Email from...
Adjudications Officer/Hague Adoption Unit
Department of Homeland Security
National Benefits Center "
"A request for evidence was issued on for your application on August 26, 2011. It was not overnight. It was sent via regular mail and should arrive any day."
Somebody hide the knives.